Fort Myers Restaurant Guide

The food is so good we always make certain to wear our stretch pants when we dine here. This is the favorite Chinese buffet in town for the Lee Co women appraisers by far!

This is WOLPAs (Women of Lee Property Appraisers) favorite dining restaurant. We can get all the food, in whatever quantities we want quickly and smoking is allowed. The restrooms are big, comfortable and clean.

Well, I should actually say that it is unfair for me to rate such things as Value and Food as I did not stay long enough to sample the "wares". I walked in at 8:40 PM. The sign on the door said that on Fri and Sat nights they were open until 10:30. Ambitious, I thought for a buffet. I figured I had not eaten since noon and after reading on this site that most FL Chinese buffets have a fair amount of seafood on them I would give it a shot.

So, I entered and was greeted with no information on how much or what the buffet was… no signage. I opted for a table and ordered a diet soda and proceeded to the restroom without sitting. For a place so overly concerned with paper towels on the floor they put a sign in the bathroom the place was foul. Upon exiting I took stock of the offerings on the line. Empty containers of hot dishes, a few peel and eat shrimp on the HOT line, an empty crab leg bin, wilty salad stuff and a bus cart with a cookie sheet of “sushi” on the bottom shelf. I went up to the young man wiping down the ice cream freezer (hard and dip-your-own) and asked if I could get some fresh sushi and oysters. He went over and pulled the tray from it’s cock-angled home on the bottom of the bus cart and placed it back on the ice. Telling me it had just been taken off a minute ago. While I knew it had been at the very least 5+ minutes because of my trip to the privy upon my arrival and I had noticed it the empty cold case where seafood would have resided. Not to mention he pulled tongs out of a dirty bus tub for me to use to score my rancid booty.

I promptly left the establishment with a “thanks, but no thanks.”
I am not a snob… I know where I was.
But even cheap Chinese buffets have to abide by rules… or at least keep the appearances that they are.