Dearborn Restaurant Guide

I was referred to Millers by a few people and decided to check it out when I was in Dearborn. From what I was told Millers was home of "the best burger you'll ever have". This is not true you are better off ordering off of the dollar menu at the next fast food restaurant you are near. Let me set the mood...dark smoky bar with no windows and one small TV in the corner and very cramped seating. A n actress held over from some 70's diner sitcom, beehive hair do and all comes up and asks you "whattyawant?!" No menu or anything, because all they have are burgers and fries, which you should know...right? "Howdoyawantit?" Translation:Well done. Don't order beer because it comes in a small glass cup, you could refill 3 or 4 times with a bottle of beer. So now were all done eating and I ask for the bill...ooops! "yagottagouptothebar!" Translation:Go up to the bar and wait behind all of the people ordering drinks and tell the bartender "I need my Bill?" WRONG!! "What did you have?" Translation: We here at Millers don't believe in hiring staff that can write so can you tell me what everyone at your table had to eat and drink so I can make up a four digit number with a decimal in it somewhere so you can give me money for it and don't forget to tip Mable. Really anyplace has a better burger and White Castle has better service and scenery. Millers has actually become a joke between my Father in-law and myself. Whenever we eat out you're going to "Best burger you'll ever have".