Porter Restaurant Guide

upon entering this establishment i was taken by suprise by the sharp smell of rotting wood. i was mutually hungry so i was obliged to staying and eat. after suffering through an ungodly long service time i went back to my crumb filled seat. my "Big Mac" or whatever the thing was i found that it looked like a pile of sludge on a 2 bit bun. I said ,"thats the last straw mister i'm outta here". i threw my meal on the floor and left with my dignity. word up Also, there was a total of three prostitutes hanging around in there