Appetizers

Jumbo Buffalo Wings	$5.95
The hardest part in preparing this dish is catching a flying buffalo
Cheese Nachos	$3.95
Crisp corn tortillas individually topped with a blend of mild cheddar cheese and Monterey jack
Chicken Nachos	$5.95
Same as Cheese Nachos except with chicken & sour cream sandwiched between the cheeses and the tostada...these nachos are great to eat but you can never depend on them to back you up in a fight because they're chicken
Super Nachos	$5.95
Not to be confused with "Super Macho" he wears anything he wants...when he's "Super Nacho" he wears a delightful blend of beans, cheese, guacamole and sour cream on his head
Nacho Platter	$5.95
Can't make up your mind? Try this combination of four of each of the above nachos
Supreme Platter	$7.95
A combination of our 3 most popular nachos... 4 crab, 4 chicken, 4 super nachos
Chalupas	$5.95
Two fried tortillas with chicken or beef, beans, lettuce, cheese, guacamole and sour cream. During rare cold weather in northern Mexico, chalupas are sometimes worn as ear muffs.
Mexican Pizza	$5.95
We stole the recipe for this fried 8" flour tortilla topped with groundbeef, chorizo, mushrooms, cheese, scallions and green peppers from an Italian restaurant in Juarez
Quesadilla	$4.45
Four tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, tomatoes and chili strips... this should not be confused with armadillo... quesadillas are soft... armadillos are crunchy.
Quesadilla Especial	$6.95
Same as Quesadilla but we added your choice of chicken or beef, scallions, mushrooms and guacamole
Crab Quesadilla	$8.95
A combination of "Real" Snow Crab and "Real" King Crab meat stuffed in a flour tortilla with cheese.
Tiajuana Poppers	$4.95
Jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese
Crab Nachos	$7.95
Eight of the most delicious nachos you have ever eaten...they are a combination of Snow and King crab and sour cream...BEWARE! THESE MAY BE ADDICTIVE! Some people really get crabby if we run out of them

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