Salem Restaurant Guide

AGAIN WE ARE FROM CHICAGO...THOUGHT GREAT WE WOULD TRY IT CONSIDERING OUR NIGHT B/4 AT STEPEHNS STEAK HOUSE. IT WAS THE WORST-THEY HAD NO AIRCONDITIONG. THEN WHEN WE ASKED FOR SOUR CREAM-THEY ACTED AS THOUGH WE WERE BOTHERING THEM. THEN THE KICKER-I ORDERED A BURRITO. OK IT LOOKED GREAT, BUT NO KNIFES. I ASKED THE LADY FOR A KNIFE--THE LADY WHO RUNS THE REGISTER--SHE STATED THEY DO NOT HAVE THEM ANYMORE, AND NOR DO THEY SERVE ANY ALCOHOL. SHE SAID THEY HAD A SMALL PROBLEM. I WAS LIKE--LISTEN...I JUST WANT TO CUT MY BURRITO...SHE APPEARED W/ A KNIFE-LET ME CUT MY DINNER, AND TOOK IT BACK....I AM A 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN. IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH! I SUGGEST THAT YOU JUST GO TO THE SONIC DRIVE THRU IN SALEM MISSOURI!!